Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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