It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I think my fart just growled at me.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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