when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I looked at my own cervix.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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