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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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