she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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