IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
