Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
