Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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