this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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