I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
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