Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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