Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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