were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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