I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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