He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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