Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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