Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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