I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
wrigley field is MILF paradise
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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