i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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