So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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