i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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