I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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