Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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