I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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