used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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