i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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