I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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