I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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