I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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