She's JV to your varsity
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
We have started to decorate penises.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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