I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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