I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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