She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm too high and old for this...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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