i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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