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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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