remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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