"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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