Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
