If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
So vagazzling was a success
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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