He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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