No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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