i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
why do cheetos always look like penises
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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