Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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