The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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