He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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