just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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