Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
