So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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