It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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