I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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