Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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