not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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