that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
